Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Comedy
  • Friday 17th October 20:00 (Start)

Standard Theatre Seated | Age guidance 16+

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle-aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

★★★★ ‘Reminded me of how much I love stand up’ The Times

★★★★★ ‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’  Daily Mirror

★★★★ ‘Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ Daily Telegraph

“Very funny, effortlessly delivered and most candid ” One4Review

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GENERAL

  • Standard£22.50
  • Companion for Access or CEA Card Holder£22.50

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